Btw, about THE BOYFRIEND

So, THE BOYFRIEND is coming back home tomorrow.  And I seriously want to just maul him once we get home.  Just suck his face right off and just go to fucking town.  Because I'm really in need of sex.  Maybe this is post-New Girl kiss, I just really just need to be fucked really, really well.  Either way, it needs to happen.  It needs to happen, like, yesterday.  And I swear to god if he says no, I'm going to be extremely angry.  Extremely angry.