First Things First

This is going to be a running monologue, a discourse if you will, about all the crazy sexual escapades I get into, and how sometimes it can create lunacy between two consenting adults.  It's not porn.  Not going to go into details fit for "penthouse letters".  It is completely anonymous, no details about my life, other than the sex, their names are going to be completely made up to protect them and well, myself.  Just forewarning you, that's all.  Other than that, laugh away at my ... sweet cherry pies.